…lmao
No one else can pensive
This is not how I thought I would break my first bed
Thanks cheap screws
How did it break
I sat on it.
Event Announcement
Dear Valued Citizen,
Please note that the FoL Council is hosting an event today.
We have discovered additional Nyaluminum deposits on the planet! We’re hoping to mine as much as we can. Please be patient while mining operations are occurring.
You are invited to participate in:
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Players: 1/Unlimited
Chance of Death: None
Mobile-friendly: Yes
Duration: Unknown
Discord Access: Not Required
Other Notes: N/AHow to Play:
- At the start of the event, there is 1 Nyaluminum to be claimed.
- After exactly 1 minute (judged by forum timestamps), and every 1 minute thereafter, the number of Nyaluminum available to be claimed increases by 1. The maximum number of Nyaluminum that may be claimed from this event is 5 – once we reach that point, the amount of Nyaluminum will stop increasing.
- The first player to type /Claim the Nyaluminum in their ROLE PM (NOT the game thread) receives all claimable Nyaluminum.
- Once the Nyaluminum has been claimed, no one else can claim the Nyaluminum from this event. We will announce this ASAP.
- Basically, the more time passes before anyone claims the Nyaluminum, the more Nyaluminum the person who claimed it receives.
How to Join:
- Type /Claim the Nyaluminum in your role PM.
I was expecting something more interesting 
Wait 10 mins
Gummy do you have a use for an absurd amount of Nyaluminum?
Has been claimed
Uhm i have bad news
._.
I didnt read it i just saw claim
I literally defeated the point
This is so, so sad
At least it was capped at 5
Man
I tjought it was just a race to get the 1 nylanium
Well looks like it’s joever for you gummy
I didn’t even read that so im in the clear 
Also this is discrimination against adhd people
Im suing planet fol for being ableist or something
Honey I’m adhd and I read the rule-
Wait
Suing? Ableism? Accusations against (mostly) FoL moderation?
Get the pitchforks out
CORRUPT MODS