i’ll slice more arteries
i can help
I’ll save Bell.
i can give out thoughts and prayers
Italy as judge?
strictly speaking i’m actually a guide
Italy would make a great judge.
i still say i’m the best judge
You’re the executioner though.
technically speaking i’m more of a
but go off i guess
i will kill with cat facts
they’ll get so bored they choose death
I love cat facts.
You forgot I’m the defendant, Chili.
And I live for random wisdom.
this will be fun
Yes it will be.
so once upon a time i didn’t know cats had two pairs of eyelids
so when i found my cat sleeping with its eyes “open” my soul briefly greeted the outside world
They do? I didn’t know that either.
they’re also designed with the sole purpose of scaring the absolute shit out of you
a pretty solid milky white to leave you wondering what the fuck happened to their eyes combined with a great amount of shock when you get a close up of it
and sometimes they’ll leave a scratch on your nose for it because cats are fucking jackasses