Fantasy of the Damned - Ended

it’s a very catchy jingle

if i had to rank the commercials that live rent free in my head

  1. statefarm
  2. farmers only
  3. empire today
  4. the texas hammer
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and the geico lizard just never leaves me alone

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i was serious

that’s a. real site

a real dating site only for farmers
city folk don’t get us

red robin

yummmmmm

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i don’t know why but i really want a denny’s burger right now

go get one

I like to do an impersonation of him every time my parents find a gecko in the house

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“All i’m saying is that people like options. And when you take geico, you can call them at any time.”

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with the unlimited power granted to me i can ensure that you will save 15% or more on your car insurance

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Does it take 15 minutes

Bird’s Crimes Against Humanity

history repeats itself
enemies of the bird, beware

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i have extensive military level knowledge on crafting IEDs

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don’t ask why
i’m just
really knowledgeable about all the structural weakpoints in the empire state building

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Bird eating spiders:

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whenever you are sad
just look at how adorable bell is

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It cheers you up instantly. Now imagine petting him.

Bella.