it’s a very catchy jingle
if i had to rank the commercials that live rent free in my head
- statefarm
- farmers only
- empire today
- the texas hammer
and the geico lizard just never leaves me alone
i was serious
that’s a. real site
a real dating site only for farmers
city folk don’t get us
red robin
yummmmmm
i don’t know why but i really want a denny’s burger right now
go get one
I like to do an impersonation of him every time my parents find a gecko in the house
“All i’m saying is that people like options. And when you take geico, you can call them at any time.”
with the unlimited power granted to me i can ensure that you will save 15% or more on your car insurance
Does it take 15 minutes
Bird’s Crimes Against Humanity
history repeats itself
enemies of the bird, beware
i have extensive military level knowledge on crafting IEDs
don’t ask why
i’m just
really knowledgeable about all the structural weakpoints in the empire state building
Bird eating spiders:
whenever you are sad
just look at how adorable bell is
It cheers you up instantly. Now imagine petting him.
Bella.