Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

[sagely] Monkey

genetically speaking you probably won’t, and the post wasn’t a factoid but was just a lead-up to the “your mother” joke

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WAIT WHAT

the quest where you get your licsense to use a giant mech suit also unlocks the ability to go to a back alleyway at 3AM in Los Angeles and return to the character customisation menu from the start of the game, which lets you customise everything all over again. Including chanigng your character’s gender.

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NICE.

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nya

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enlightening social commentary

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you know what’s better than speedruns where one gender optimal? there’s apparently a game where the speedrun optimal strat is to start with the man protagonist and then use a glitch to turn them into the woman protagonist later

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i don’t remember which one it’s been a bit since i saw the post. something something speedrun optimal forcefem

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castlevania portrait of ruin!

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@May

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anyways guys how successful do you think my presidential campaign in 2028 will be with my campaign tagline “Class War”

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(I can’t actually run [assuming I even wanted to] until 2036 at the earliest, and even if I did positioning my entire campaign around the concept of taking on the upper class would be a surefire way to get exactly no financial support whatsoever, but it sure would be fun to see how it’d go lol)

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you actually can’t run until 2071 the age limit for presidents has been made clear

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hi! i don’t really like the world rn but i do like origami

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i’m relieved to see that this thread is still just competitive autism, i wouldn’t have it any other way

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in your opinion whos winning

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2071 isn’t an election year?

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There’s like 50 years for that to change

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