it already won a golden globe for best musical over wicked right
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bro fuck the water
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how do I have a deck with 12 eights and only draw 2 in five whole five-card hands
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Nosferatu is actually really good
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holy fucking shit some car or something just passed playing some low organ/piano note and i thought i was legit gonna die for a second like it was the song that played in my head before dying
fuck that car so much you don’t need to give me a near death experience at 2am 
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I was told they always have wings on Friday for lunch. I’ve never knew because I’ve never went in on Friday during lunch. They did a special all wings one day but
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Basically I’m going to tell work that if they schedule me during Friday it’s basically a war crime
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I’m still hungry. I ate sonmany wings today. I ate like 2 plates of them during lunch. I ate 2 ice cream cones. I ate a lot of fries and 2 hotdogs during dinner. Idk why I’m still hungry
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I think my body is freaking out that there are suddenly a lot of new food sources
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america
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so fun fact
the more you eat, the more you need to eat to not feel hungry
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especially if the foods are high in carbs/sugars (like what you ate)
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what
ye thats just how it works
something about adapting to times of plenty to store energy for times with no food, evolutionary-speaking, but in the modern day it just causes issues because food is relatively plentiful
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yeah this
so I’m not hungry?
does anybody else see marissa’s pfp like a person wearing a cat-shaped ushanka
like this
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no
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was writing dnd subclasses for fun
not sure how to word the l10 ability to not be wordy as shit
it was me trying to model Jarvan IV’s (league of legends) ult
Summary
Vanguard (subclass)
The Gist:
Team support, opportunity attacks, and light aggro mechanics
L3 (Lead from the Front):
Once per turn, when you knock a creature prone, grapple them, or score a critical hit, you can choose an ally within 30 feet of you. They may use their reaction to make an attack of opportunity. This does not expend their reaction.
L3 (Reigning Justice):
Whenever a hostile creature attacks, damages, or casts a spell on any number of nonhostile creatures without this feature within 60 feet of you, they gain a Villainy stack for 1 minute, stacking up to a number of times equal to your Strength or Dexterity modifier (whichever is higher). When you hit a creature with Villainy, remove all their stacks and deal damage equal to your Fighter level a number of times equal to the number of stacks removed. A creature with Legendary Resistance may expend one use of it to become resistant to this damage.
A creature may only accrue Villainy stacks up to your maximum in a 24 hour period.
L7 (Lethal Tempo):
As a bonus action, you may give an ally within 30 feet of you an additional turn. This may only be used once per Long Rest.
L10 (King’s Challenge):
As a bonus, you may choose a place within 30 feet. Jump and crash upon that location, forcing all creatures within a 10 foot radius circle of your landing location to make a Dexterity saving throw or take a number of d6s of damage equal to half your fighter level (rounded up). You then create impassable terrain outside the 10 foot radius circle. The impassable terrain crumbles when you or all other creatures in the radius are incapacitated, or if you try to leave the terrain. At higher levels, you can choose to increase the side of the circle.
You may use this action once per short rest.
L15 (Masterful Combination):
When an ally takes an attack of opportunity against a creature, you may expend your reaction to attack that creature.
L18 (Eternal Vigil):
You resist all damage from creatures with Villainy stacks.
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