ZUGZWANG TORN TO SHREDS
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Si nimeni nu poate sa ma doboare
Ca am valoare
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my friends taught me a romanian insult. i dont know how to write it but it means ārun because a giant dick is chasing youā
Havenāt even heard of that
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trying to recite my magical enchantation to curse my enemies into another realm but they keep making funny faces and breaking my concentration from laughing
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Alright. I finished the initial draft of the Systemsā details.
Now if only I can start working on the rolesā¦
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here is a classic lithuanian insult
ākad tave Å”ikantÄÆ sutrauktuā
it means: i hope you pull a muscle while shitting
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kad tave Å”ikantÄÆ sutrauktu
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the most classic bulgarian insult:
āŠ“Š° ŃŠø ŠµŠ±Š° Š¼Š°Š¹ŠŗŠ°ŃŠ°ā
means: i fuck your mother
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what the fuck!!!
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we call these insults wooden
bulgarians need to step up their gameā¦ if i fuck someones mom, they should consider it a priviledge. it shows an innate lack of self respect if you insult someone like thisā¦
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dreamt about hitting on robots until a nuclear bomb went off. as a result of the nuclear blast seasons were completely destroyed causing boiling heat in summers. everybody tried to leave the town but it was no use - i got to the outskirts where everyone was struggling to leave, blocking the way out. i helped to clear it hoping that my family would eventually be in one of the cars but they didnāt so after everyone was gone but me i went back in. most my family was missing from my house except my father who was sitting on the floor.
what the escapees didnāt realise is there was nothing else out there. everything and everyone else was already destroyed
So then i got dr stoned. i had to rebuild society hundreds of years in the future. those who survived the nuclear blast were frozen during that time - but it was very few. Around 0.1% of the human race. we were all woken up at the same time and i had to rebuild society. eventually we start regrouping although as a result of the massive resource shrink its hard to come together against the risk of starving. anyways @May you survived. hi may. you didnt want to leave your 2 person hunter-gatherer settlement for my farm based town until i made you an alarm clock and that made you realise im cracked. it was around this point we realised we need chickens. or at least a bird chicken adjacent to produce more food and some chemical in bird poop we needed idk. So anyways this is when we discovered the dogpeople. This is where i find out @YoubutWorse survived. Hi ybw. Just kidding. You werent in my dream. hahaha. So anyways the dog people appeared to be the descendants of our dogs evolved into like. Furries? And in our absence they developed Vehicles so they had combustion engines (we needed this too so we could easily get between the different settlements). at first we kind of pissed them off but i made peace and got to know their people. dogs have absolutely dogshit music naturally. And thats the last of what i remember
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do me do me
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Took me a bit to realize that May was talking like they were drunk because they were talking at 4 in the morning.
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you mean may wasnt drunk?
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@Marshal This night I dreamt that I smoked lots of cigarettes. Itās been a lot of years since I quit smoking.
Earlier I went to the store and bought a big jug of water. The weather was cold. There were old people talking.
I peeled myself an orange and I ate it. It was nice and juicy.
Iām hoping to find an exit for this madness.
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I am a proud member of no-smoke tutuuine
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Tutuuine. If our fascist party wins the elections we might have ideologically-coherent governments! Weāre going to be govbuddies
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