Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

hi

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hi

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I have created peak

oh
can i see

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yes one sec

rolling for which peak is first
@discobot roll 1d4

:game_die: 3

this is entirely negative utility

except for when it isn’t

interesting
diabolically high variance

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i am NOT confident in it whatsoever but i need to include it for the sake of “god please no NOT ANOTHER TP HELL NOOOOO”

The paladin of our D&D party is a himbo (in character), and believes wholeheartedly that his weapon and armor is magic. They’re not. We have magic items for him to use, but he refuses. Last night, my cleric told him I knew a secret ritual to transfer magic between one item and another, and got him to let me try it on his sword. I told him to close his eyes pray to himself while I performed, and then had my character babble nonsense then sounded like magic words for 10 minutes followed by 3 casts of Thaumaturgy in the last minute to make the sword glow, have the symbol of Tyr hover over the blade, and the sound of thunder to get his attention. The Paladin bought it, and it was really fun. I also cast Dispel Magic on our Warlock’s Guidance she had cast on herself so I could cast my own Guidance (there were other compelling reasons beyond just the bit), but in character it just seemed like a total power move.

I love D&D.

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this is also why we added these strongman roles to the setup

we also have cursed souls that can spontaneously generate new roles

peak

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THE SYMBOL OF TYR :sob: :sob:

the pains of rolemadness

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could you make it so that only [1] role with a strongman can spawn

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yeah
ftr this is the setup we used in Jackal Returns but significantly more refined and also instead of the jackal it’s wandering souls because Fuck You