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#8647

#miscarriage

#8648

free wood! infinite money selling it to paper factories

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#8649

damn all upside

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#8650

Win/win

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#8651

actually no side 1 is demerit

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#8652

“Your crush always spends time with you”
They’ve died and become the angel on your shoulder that keeps berating you when you make dumb decisions.

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#8653

if anyone annoys you summon infinite wood to destroy them

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#8654

I wouldn’t want my crush with me when I’m using the toilet but other than that I’d be fine with it

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#8655

yeah

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#8656

I CAST WOOD

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#8657

Well what if you stop having a crush on them

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#8658

The DM is groaning in the corner.

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#8659

This seems like a minor fire hazard

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#8660

YOU GAVE ME INFINITE WOOD IM NOT SURE WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO WITH IT

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#8661

Like if you’re at an oil refinery you don’t wanna be carrying flammable shit around

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#8662

MY CRUSH WAS LITERALLY WITH ME THE ENTIRE TIME ANYWAYS ITS A FUCKING DND PARTY

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#8663

this is just a mafia role

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#8664

trying to justify killing people is my favourite activity

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#8665

Infinite crush but no wood or wood, unlimited wood, but no wood?

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#8666

How is this a downside I get to bring somebody back to life and I’m gonna die eventually anyway

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