Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

[Geyde]

asshole genie

[May]

I mean this one the person might feel agony over being gay or whatever. But it’s a common theme

[tutuu]

Aaa

[tutuu]

Win/win for me. It would be fun

[benguinedparbecue]

literally the first one. hmm do i want to live in hellworld or no

[May]

[Geyde]

damn this one just sucks

[Chomps]

[Chomps]

i meant

[Geyde]

[benguinedparbecue]

[May]

[May]

THE FIRST ONE

[May]

LOL GET FUCKED

[benguinedparbecue]

54% of people want this

[benguinedparbecue]

like. literally within the first 1000 years whatever currency you become “rich” in will lose all its value. now what bozo

[Ash]

Joke’s on them: I’ve already got the second one (Crohn’s disease has medication but no end-all-be-all cure).

[tutuu]

If im the richest man on earth i wouldn’t be able to get rid of the source of thr pain but id be able to numb my sensation of the pain so worth

[Geyde]

this is probably the best kind of immortal since it doesn’t specify invincibility, just that we will outlive friends / relatives

[May]

Me too!!!