Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

Death is nothing forever. It destroys the possibility of ever being happy again. None of that for me

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i cant kill anyone faster then they can kill me without a headshot and recoil makes it so i cant hit two in a row

im having a surprising amount of fun cause i cant aim anyway

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Parrots are a lifetime commitment no thanks

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yo arctic

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this one is just funny

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1/3rd of people in the world don’t want this free power (don’t have to use it ever) (can literally just never use it) (literally just an optional power with a downside entirely attached to said power) (fol’s userbase racing to push this button)

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YEAH EXACTLY

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WHat the hell

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brb becoming a fashion model for war veterans

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can’t you just make yourself but buff

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this is my idea of normal people wants

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power is exclusively upside

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the horror, i cannot live without this

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Yeah

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AGAIN, JUST A POWER WITH A LIMITATION

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glenn quagmire thinking hard about this

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that was what people were going to use it for?
what is wrong with people

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Stops being worth

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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