Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

arctic stakataka will kill you

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Who is more attractive?
  • Ditto
  • Vaporeon

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well they’ll all kill you. but stakataka will kill you more painfully

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I feel like I need to veto some of this

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kartana would be more painful probably. thinking about it

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third answer: starboard most recent post

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death by 1000 horny papercuts

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LOL

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its a challenge :sob:

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will step on you - pheromosa, celesteela
will sit on you - stakataka
will beat you to a pulp - buzzwole
[REDACTED] - nihilego, xurkitree, naganadel, blacephalon, kartana
will eat you - guzzlord

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Oh my~

pheromosa wouldn’t go anywhere near you i hope you realize

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nono i need S-F i need a hotness scale here not just what you want them to do to you

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(embarassing)

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i would simply steal the power to hurt women from every living person. nobody would ever be able to hurt women again, except for me, who could make any woman explode into a million pieces with just a thought

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What has been up with cookie thread lately why are yall like this

I’m banning further Pokemon attractiveness discussion unspoilered on Fortress of Lies

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Doing god’s work