Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

[Marshal]

my mom and dad are both (or at least were) 5’11.

my dads dad was 6’4, my moms brother is 6’2, my dad’s side especially has many 6’2+ women and 6’6+ guys, my dads dad was the shortest of the bunch and my dad was the shortest of that bunch.

[Marshal]

my 5’11 mother and her 5’1 younger sister is always a fun one. full sisters not half or anything, my mom just got ALL of the height

[Arctic]

i wonder if i would have been less pathetic if i was taller or if that’s just copium

[tutuu]

I respect your decision to fight for your identity while being a minority

[tutuu]

My dad is maybe 6’0 and my mom is like 5’0

[MapleMay]

me neither

watching twilight convinced me i hate women as much as i hate men so im a they/them now

[TodaysStory]

tutuu is still waiting for that growth spurt

[May]

My mom is 5’4 and wears heels every day of her life 24/7

[notblackorwhite]

arcy i want you to know that im just teasing you and not trying pressure you to do anything you don’t wanna do. just so we’re clear that E would make you cuter and it’s like a fountain of youth

[carbonated]

DONT MENTION IT

[TodaysStory]

24/6 (sundays are for god)

[carbonated]

I’m just biased cuz gardevoir was one of my first ok :(((

[TodaysStory]

first WHAT

[TodaysStory]

FIRST WHAT???

[MapleMay]

toxic

[carbonated]

first pokemon?

[tutuu]

I had it in 6th grade i have stretch marks all over my back

[TodaysStory]

oh

[TodaysStory]

carry on my b

[carbonated]

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