Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

bro is just legs lmao

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i genuinely have to buy pants meant for like 6’6 people. my legs are absurdly long

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valid valid

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girl wtf lmao. there are long legs, but then there’s your string bean lookin ass. super model ass legs.

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when i see shit like this it makes me think the formula of average of parent height +/- 2.5 inches (boy/girl) is bullshit because you’re like 6 inches taller than what that suggests

same applies to one of my sisters, but me and the other sister were exactly what it suggested

i actually think i might be genetically a little taller but i have mild scoliosis and really bad posture

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Do yourself a favour and invest in 6 inch heels.

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her power would be off the charts.

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you sound like my boyfriend lmfao

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I’m so skinny I have to go find pants that fit me

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your boyfriend sounds based af.

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Yeah even I’m outside that range

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:flushed:

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yeah thats called a clothing store thats what you do there

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i wore 8 inch heels once since a friend had them. I would wear big ol heels it would be funny.

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that probably only works with consistent nutrition between generations.

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it would also cause a number of issues that i do not want to deal with

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You buy clothes at a clothes store? I buy them at the soup store

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a roundhouse kick from marissa takes 3-5 working days to arrive

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Yeah @Arctic

I had better nutrition availability than my parents, I think

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it also makes several RICO violations

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