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#9629

I have Yui Yagi because everybody going “this doesn’t match up with my idea of you at all” means that you’re missing something in your idea of me

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#9630

…it’s not as binary as “jacked” or “gay twink”
you literally mentioned dadbod a minute ago

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#9631

If youre a loser, you just fat… if you have swag, it becomes a dadbod

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#9632

I dont want a dadbod

Okay maybe youre right. I can have preference too. Not dad bod. No belly. I dont wanna be Gragas from League Lehends

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#9633

Sorry, i like the word dadbod because im neurospicy

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#9634

I do actually feel some degree of, like, actively enjoying Being A Girl but only when it’s not approached from the direction of having already been a girl. Sucks when it’s a default but is nice when it’s a choice. When it’s a change I’m making

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#9635

ur so mean. ur like what really paranoid people think everyone is, using phrase words to trigger illness inside of me

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#9636

You are now breathing manually

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#9637

Im sorry maybe that was too far i love you

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#9638

Oh unrelated. Hate makeup a lot of the time because it changes my face and it’s scaryyyyy. Eyeliner is 100% fine but anything that removes the dark circles under my eyes makes me feel sooo weird

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#9639

ily222

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#9640

without the dark circles i dont even feel human

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#9641

When I went to prom my neighbour did my makeup and I panicked and tried to take it off because my face was wrong but her setting spray was really good and I couldn’t get it off

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#9642

Eventually I got over myself

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#9643

Are you even a person if your eyes dnt make you look like you’re 40 years old

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#9644

I dont think i have too visible dark circles and my glasses hide them extra

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#9645

I look super dead in direct bright indoor lighting but I wear a hat so my eyes aren’t usually in direct bright indoor lighting

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#9646

I like being well fed being entertained and women. Love women. Thats all i need and im happy

#9647

Lol i have it bad i have a smile but my eyes look like i just went through a village of innocent children and regret my decision

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#9648

I miss how much attention they used to give me when i was more outgoing. I want them to shower me with attention