Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

I do this with my mom.
Works every time.

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i’ve been getting money and a card for as long as i can remember
which isnt very long but im pretty sure it extends at least five years

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When I was like 12 my uncle got me a lint roller (and money in a card)

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have you made good use of the lint rollere

…my siblings got real gifts

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I don’t know if I’ve made good use of the specific one but I do in hindsight think it was a nice gift

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but not a real one…

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The gods themselves couldn’t concoct a non-sequitir this non-sequitir.

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i’m going off what may said!

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if you remove a post from its natural context it’s always gonna sound like a non sequitur. sequiturianness requires context always

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sequiturianity?

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New religion dropped.

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sequitoriosity?

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get on this linguists

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image
is this a non-sequitur (totally real post btw)

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may’s describing the chess position zugzwang, meaning a position in which the fact that you’re forced to move is actively to one’s detriment, to represent that they feel obligated to reply but that no possible reply would improve their situation

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There’s a gingergamn house in the desert section and I’m unsure if it’s decoration or food

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No one has touched it

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its both

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you’re supposed to build it then eat it

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