Last poster before threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 8)

No, silly. I am the one being ADVERTISED???

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i will have a men harem
all the men will belong to me
i will give them positive encouragement and tell them to work out, teach them life skills and survive the winter
they will forge a bond with eachother and that eventually will lead to romance
in the end, all the men will be in love with eachother and live happily

which means, all the straight women will have to settle for me
you are all done

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Well MY femboy is from iceland

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the only person who lives in iceland

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They an anecdote about seeing like every famous icelandic person on the street. Apparently they were once neighbours with Bjork

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ive only ever heard of people move from iceland and never live in iceland

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One of two epople, the other being Bjork,

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this seems like a plot to a dark comedy film

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its like a northern european comedy where nothing ever happens but its an inside joke that no one understands apart from the 3 people who live in iceland

half the movie is a png of a house buried in snow with sad music playing

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this sounds amazing

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Wrong

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This is like saying you have a longterm relation with the prince of Nigeria

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since when does may own a femboy

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theres more than one prince

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I just assumed it was cat collar person.

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why are we assuming the collar is a cat collar

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It’s not really a cat collar it has Baphomet on it

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What if it’s a blue collar

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may: "i dont like it when cat collar refers to me as their “girlfriend”. i am not property nyaaaa!

also may: “MY femboy. the one that belongs TO ME. in MY POSSESSION NYAAAAAAA!!!”

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Keep up with the lore…

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