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I kept telling him he shouldnāt trust me and that Iām 2023 best scum player and that Iām concerned for his apparent tendency toward trusting weird sadists (per his description of his exes; obviously this is unreliable and I was mostly just playing by his rules) but none of that worked
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Kept going āthe fact that youāre concerned meand you have empathyā (I also told him about generally unempathetic)
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saying youre untrustworthy just makes you more trustworthy
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This was before he seemed to be particularly drunk even.
he never said of what. could be water
ā¦that is an annoyingly valid theory
I had way more than that in water. And orange juice and grape juice. And āgatoradeā (bad mixed drink we made that tasted like gatorade)
was it 50% gatorade and 50% cheap red wine
It was grape juice and gin and blue curacao. And some orange juice I think
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i cant believe you didnt have gatorwine. tragic.
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give this to a Victorian factory worker and theyāre becoming a king
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You seem untrustworthy with this information
I suggested a probably-too-expensive restaurant which is my bad but Iām a dumb Massachusetts resident so I thought 20 for dinner and a drink was fineā¦
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im gonna dm you the date you die
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They complained. Sad well theres other
You can barely walk a mile and you expect me to believe that
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oh do you think that was a threat? it was just a certainty.
Iām apparently being invited to every frat party ever
run