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can i phone a friend if i get really stuck
i’ll try first just y’nkow

if im sitting at the screen doing nothing

nobody can tell you how you can and can’t play a singleplayer game, really

except for various governments but i don’t think we need to have that conversation

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oh, naturally! i think the best thing would be to consult other people playing through the game at the same time.

the game may be bizarre and oblique and frustrating but it’s also really fun and. it’s all worth it in the end.

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well yeah but like

oh ok cool

buying this

idk i just feel Weird about donig that

i’ve ran out of jokes to stall doing things i should do

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also. the soundtrack fucking rips

i am installing the game as we speak

WAIT THIS WAS THE GAYASS GAME I WAS FORGETTING ABOUT WHY DID I SAY RPG

oh lmao

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noq i EXTRA have to paly it

i wonder if i can get that monkey typewriter guy to get new words for me

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does anyone have it on speed dial

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time to be scared out of my wits

anywya im going to go back to. Crying.

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we have finite monkeys and finite time and someone already wrote the entirety of hamlet. pretty statistically improbable if you ask me

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ok so my screen is way too big for this game apparently its like 10% of the screen