octodad dadliest catch is a trans metaphor for stealthing
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Itās just, like, a state. A state in which the Blade is Unlocked. The Blade Unlocked State
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temporarily
Imagine a blade. Now imagine a state in which it is Unlocked. California (they relaxed their knife laws recently)
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which was both very funny in retrospect and i thought it was funny then too
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Everything in the game is so insane and overexplained the teleporting elevators are diagetic and then thereās the Blade Unlocked State
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so its like a switchblade
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has anyone had to ever walk up to their mother and say ācan i have my spectacles backā
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relatedly the 2024 christmas special of doctor who is accidentally Blue Starās backstory and iām insane about this fact
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TRUE
i could not stop intermittently laughing and chanting āOUR BLUE STAR IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT TRULY ACCEPTS US!ā during the ending sequence
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Oh oh! Idea! What if you covered their eyes! They would be blind!
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Iām such a genius bow before my superiror intelluclt
chat how do you feel about returning to the blue star
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litten youāre talking as if you just discovered what soup is and want to put such dangerous things in it such as ācarrotsā and āmeatā
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You could cut off their head
Isnāt there something that can make someone want to claw their eyes out
steven moffat writing a christmas episode of doctor who, thinking of a satisfying and heartwarming conclusion: what if there was a blue star in the sky that everyone ought to go back to when they die?
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joy to the world!
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and like to be clear. the Blue Star in this episode is good. it was even borne out of semi-involuntary employees of a sinsiter company rebelling in a religiously tinged fashion!!! except it is Good in-universe instead of. you know. horrifying.
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