Prophecy states that no pathogen can kill me. I get killed by a cytokine storm.
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Blacksmith blacksmith forge me a blade
I’ve been listening to that song
Send this as an ask and I’ll post it…
fiiine
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Punishment forbeing funny. Now I have to come up with a response
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What happens if I chug a bottle of strawberry syrup
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Nothing good
It might be the secret to eternal life
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Not the right tone but I did come up with “prophecy states my heart shall beat for centuries to come, it is turned into a drum after I am flayed”
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Eh fuck it I gotta sleep I don’t have time to come up with something more medical sounding. Good night chat
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Meowwww purr
Meow
You will wake up because my prophecy said so I’m sorry
MAY WILL DIE ON JANUARY 12TH
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When you become 21 you should get a lesbian haircut and go to lesbian bars to find lesbian women
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You should ask your partner to hook you up with their friend
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i really need to take my “no-no-no suffocating!” medicine more for prevent the issue on the tin
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wow i took it just now and guess what happened. my suffocating lessened. shocker.
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