i decline, as i feel there are users better suited to representing the fortress of lies community :3
i am shocked and saddened by this decision
There aren’t.
Leafia dissing literally every nomination
going to a chess competition and saying this to all of them to piss off the nerds
can confirm, it’s luck as to whether your opponent sucks so badly you can checkmate them in 5 secs
in real life someone misplayed in a chess move and I’m so used to online so I almost made the only move they could make for them instead of letting them
because I wanted to play the next move in the sequence
I should go to a chess competition because they will be so confused by the fact I can’t set up a chess board but I can check mate them
Would require me to invest more time into chess. But I absolutely can later when I have time

anyone can checkmate anyone in a chess competition, that’s the point of it
anyone can checkmate my heart
Or nominate Particleman
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You can’t checkmate me after I hide all of your pieces across time and space.
Only I can checkmate me. This is because I have friendly fire enabled and will have my queen kill my king turn 1.
painitng your pieces black and checkmating you with your own pieces then… this is a coup
Not if I shoot you first
MU does (allegedly) have an infinite scroll option btw
