[Misc] Drabble Duel 2 - benguined wins!

This post somehow matches my posting style perfectly while being completely inaccurate

Respect

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Obviously this post isn’t meant to be super high effort, but there’s still some slight improvements that could be made

  • I use commas way too much, so there would probably be a comma after Hi
  • Generally, I introduce myself as squirrel (Squirrel2412 is my government name)
    -I would also probably put a : at the end, followed by something about how I’m uncreative

So the end result would be:

Hi, I’m squirrel and this is my post:

yeah, I couldnt think of anything

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hey im getting deja vu

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i swear ive heard somebody say this before. this would’ve been great

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heyyyyyy ;-;

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Some of the Leafia posts just made me giggle a bit IRL and all of them were good so I just liked them all. ^_^

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Hey you all do know I told my friend I’d show them the posts impersonating me. Yes that friend. They’re gonna be scared to stay hte night now

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It’s a great twist for the AO3 fic.

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Everyone getting married. May married. Story willow married. Chloe married. Arctic married. Ash married to number. Benguined married to baseball bat. Only poor tutuu still single. Gf where?

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drabble duel submissions are over

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Litten married to his car. Treat her like a princess. Shower her with money every week

if your definition of treating like a princess is how litten treats his car you being single is a good thing

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m pretty sure he hit something and broke it less then a week ago

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I am not getting married I literally called them my Friend

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At least you’re getting shipped with an actual person.

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I feel like “getting shipped with” is underselling it. Somewhere between marriage and getting shipped with

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One of my friends is, like, let’s be real, a bit fucking nosy, and they keep asking me questions I can’t answer. “So what are you two…?” no answer. “How did that happen, who initiated?” no answer. It looks like I’m being evasive but I’m really not. Keep 'em coming I can live in ambiguous world forever

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The only information I ever gave was when I started laughing. That’s why they know in the first place, cause I failed a wolfing check and started laughing

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dont be shy… we know u love Number…

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So true.

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