9ish pounds
Have a clock.
honestly carrying me probably isn’t THAT hard
i think i can carry 15 for a short time
i am
not the physically strongest person
Can you carry me metaphorically
Who would win an arm wrestle? Atlas or May?
Time to nap
i can carry your thoughts, loves, desires, life expectations, and the burden of your death, quite easily
can i use two arms
Can you win this game
Yes.
let me get back to you on that
I never swear in front of my parents (except one incident in which I had an undisclosed amount of wine and used “fuckin” as a filler word half under my breath but my mother has bad hearing so I don’t think she noticed) but SOMETIMES I will almost accidentally say damn or hell because my internet friends make me forget they’re swears
can i use legs
Yes.
Hold on my dad has weights let me figure out how much I can lift with one arm
can i sock may in the face beforehand
I think that would improve my skill at arm wrestling
May’s a glutton for physical punishment apparently, so sure.