On this inauspicious day, colloquial informalities are made to be commonplace.
wazza was the truth-telling darkness
The 200-vigs were gonna finally not be treed
April fools is a blight upon the world.
sigh. I guess my heart wasn’t in the right place…
I am the Queen of Calvinball and this has been a lesson in mafia not trusting me with a gun
i know but the blackmail idea felt funnier
okay time to rerack?
i died because the mafia are meanies
You just needed a more favourable hand of cards.
you died because magnus wanted to kill all cats.
Oh yeah, I did do that.
Okay but like a character that can just stake dumb stuff like them losing or other people winning is really funny as a concept and should never be run in anything
i believe it went like potatocat → black cat → holster → spooky → you → (litten)
this is the most fun i’ve had with anything april fools related in years
also the most fun i’ve had in a mafia game in years
perhaps there is something to be learned from this
but that would require meaningful introspection so fuck that
okay so I know the hosts were trying their best and I don’t want to sound salty but wtf was that game?
- the setup was INCREDIBLY townsided. town had all kinds of amazing PRs like 1.000000001x voter, meanwhile mafia had NOTHING except for nightkills. and then the hosts went and cleared out the PoE by masskilling the slankers! did this setup even go through review??
- my teammates treed their actions EVERY NIGHT. they literally had access to TWO HUNDRED vig shots per wolf and they killed ONE PERSON each night. probably like the second-worst wolf teammates I’ve ever had.
- there was literally zero reason to scumread me, I was playing perfectly to my town meta, all my posts were INDISTINGUISHABLE from what I would have said as town. you all just got lucky.
- no idea why anyone on Fortress of Lies (formerly Forum of Lies, associated with Throne of Lies: Medieval Politics) would ever put conversion into a setup
yw for the carry
wow
anti-cat discrimination
petition to demod magnus right MEOW
i think i was the most important player that game
gg