I’m practicing my VShot I can’t case people right now
This is a Splatoon weapon
Splatoon > Ink > Black > Darkness > Bat > Vampire
Do we need more proof?
No. Let it rand! C’mon, what’s the worst that can happen anyways!?
anyone jumping in and breaking the the tie last second
I fail to see how that is a problem to me. 
Alright, you want to understand my thought process here, I’ll give you my thought process and my actual full reads on these people:
- Gorta said he’d focus on flavour and then pushed Abigail anyway, pretty boldly, when he had an out to just do nothing. Unpartnered with Abigail. Verdict: TOWNLEAN
- Bionic is aggressive and pushing individual people for… questionable reasons, something he didn’t do in Popcorn. Verdict: TOWNREAD
- Icet scumread Luka for not townreading him when Luka had said he was polarised. Pretty bold, but he’s also done this in games before, so he’d know how to copy it. Verdict: NULL
- Jarek opened with some bold mech and has been pushy and leaderly. However, I townread him for this in that one conversion game and was wrong. I forgot about the conversion game until now, I rescind the townlean. Verdict: NULL
- Abigail is being aggressive and entitled to a townread in a way that’s really abrasive when she’s usually more subtle about getting universally townread D1 as a wolf. Verdict: NULL
- Magnus magnus magnus magnus magnus free Magnus privileges. No red flags. That’s good enough for me. Verdict: TOWNLEAN
- Hazzy just sounds pretty good in tone, but he’s capable of doing that as a wolf. Verdict: NULL
- Kiiruma is being pretty reasonable. Verdict: TOWNLEAN
- Leafia is polarised. Verdict: TOWNREAD (let me check meta after this though)
And the people I have no reason to townread:
- Wazza I haven’t read. I’ve got her iso pulled up to compare to Wild West 2 after I finish this wallpost.
- Someone is not polarised.
- Childe has done nothing.
- Luka has improved the difference between his wolfgame and towngame a lot and I’m not super confident I can read him.
- Zone it’s been a while since I played with him so IDK
FULL READLIST:
TOWNREAD - Leafia, Bionic
TOWNLEAN - Gorta, Magnus, Kiiruma
ACTIVELY NULL - Icet, Jarek, Abigail, Hazzy
INACTIVELY NULL - Childe, Zone, Someone, Luka
TO INSPECT - Wazza
Yes I have no wolfreads yet. I haven’t pinpointed anybody. I’ve been busy. Working on it now
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These wagons SUCK
Wazza is towny after a scan of her posts, her agenda in Wild West 2 was a lot more blatant and she had this sharp distinction between fluffposts (trying to seem comfortable in thread) and game-relevant posts (trying to sound super smart and push stuff hard). Here she seems to have more off-the-cuff game thoughts. This meta is from nearly a year ago, but it’s a good enough D1 reads for now.
Place Wazza in TOWNREAD
Alright, we picked off one. Let’s do some more inspection! Zone time.
Hhhhhm. Interesting! Could be somebody trying to prevent their conversions from being prevented
No significant differences between Zone and a random wolfgame I picked (ENA Genie 13er). I’m on the block so I don’t hvae time to go more in depth than that. Alright! Next!
Oh he’s going in uhhh NOT TOWNY which is my tier for “I can’t find any reason to townread this person” because generally it’s hard to find someone actively scummy on D1 unless polarised
TOWNREAD - Bionic, Wazza
IMPOSSIBLE TO DISCERN - Childe, Someone
DISTINCTLY NOT TOWNREAD - Zone
TO SORT - Leafia, Gorta, Magnus, Kiiruma, Icet, Jarek, Abigail, Hazzy, Luka
VOTE: Jarek
Don’t make me self-pres at EoD
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Goddamnit Magnus isn’t around. Why the fuck is their vote still on me? They literally stopped wolfreading me
Y’know, if people are willing to make the ties bigger, then I’ll join in.
@IcetFeelsPain @Magnus On the off chance you’re around can you please maybe consider not killing me when there are 1,000,000 people who have contributed less and will contribute less
Leafia loved to give “slim townleans” in the wolfgame I scanned over, while she was more confident in her reads as town. I can honestly see her going either way here? I need to do more work than I have time for at the moment (as I am going to die). I’m going to move on from Leafia and leave her at a null
goo goo 
no idea what a mash is, but i am thankful i think 
anyway time to actually play the game
wazza/gorta/iruma are town
bionic/abbi/jarek most likely town than not
anyone else i didn’t bother to mention is null or too boring for me to read
me reading someone and may’s isos 
zone types like an old man
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