If you love someone, never let them join mafia.
at the risk of demystifying the joke, the actual issue is that despite being an online couple (at present) both of us playing in the same game risks out of game information matters on a similar level to a cohabitating couple due to the insane level of time we spend in discord calls with each other (and with our webcams on!)
Just have a pokerface (jk)
can we have a checks notes \leq 10 player hydra 
if its the only way for it to fill i’d sign off
(unless this is some joke about you and all your alts)
no I have more than 10 of those
LOL
im surprised this isnt filling its a cool concept
change it to a clickbait title with the word beatings in people love those ones
im surprised this isnt filling people HATE ANIMALS RUFF RUFF RUFF
finals season is coming up so im not too shocked
reminder that if it fills i go vegetarian for a month!
the carnists arent joining this game to MAKE more animals suffer… its a conspiracy…
/spec
Kids these days need to get their priorities in order
i played a ton of mafia around finals last year! It was a Bad Idea
/in to bully Hippo

/in so it fills, big slank cover, not tryharding
Uh actually no sorry i cant
/out