11111st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#2847

both were exaggerations

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#2848

whenever someone says suburb i get really upset

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#2849

it’s like saying “i grew up in my rat cage with my rat friends and the grocery store 40m away”

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#2850

i can’t lie i feel really bad for her cuz one time i went to dinner with her and someone i knew from the wedding as her ~best friend was there
(who is not mormon and currently lives in california)
and she was like significantly more open around her?
like

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#2851

well i did

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#2852

i have a friend who i call my sister and im closer to than any of my siblings (or any other friends, tbh)
but like, thats about it family wise

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#2853

yea fair lol
love that for ya

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#2854

i don’t know any people in-person

rarely i’ll see one of my siblings but we communicate maybe monthly, and now less as our family is splitting up

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#2855

omg my mom has a friend she calls her sister. i grew up with her as my “aunt” it was really cute

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#2856

i wish i knew More people irl

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#2857

i wish i had a cool gadget that detects ghosts

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#2858

Like I haven’t seen any of them in probably well over 6 years

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#2859

Wild thing to say.

#2860

oooooohhhhhhhh yeah
okay
yeah

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#2861

i love u neon

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#2862

i took a nap an hour ago and during that nap i had a dream about something or other that i can barely recall to do with moving houses with my family
(that’s how you know it’s a dream)
and for some reason in the dream i feel like i knew someone who lived very very close to that place, so i was excited to like, you know, have a friend live close to me

and then i woke up but it reminds me that like
you know the trope with two best friends growing up as nextdoor neighbors and their families bascially consider the other one as family themselves
yeah damn i yearn for something like that
or at least to be able to like, be close enough to someone where i can just show up at their house n shit

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#2863

right and i’m sure all your thoughts ever have been above board

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#2864

society

#2865

i think people should only get into marriages the way i want:

  1. if they love eachother and have been together for ~3 years
  2. if they’re actually able to do so
  3. if they’re willing to give their cash tribute for me allowing them to stay married monthly
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#2866

isnt that called taxes

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