11111st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#2867

i kinda like the concept of an arranged marriages its kinda like a gacha game

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#2868

i think itā€™s more often referred to as a tithe

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#2869

do you think iā€™m a government willow

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#2870

true

#2871

you can only reroll by murdering your wife

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#2872

optimal strats

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#2873

founding a new church also works

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#2874

LMAO

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#2875

you gotta obtain the golden plates item to unlock that action

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#2876

if you kill your wife 20 times you get a pity arranged marriage and choose who to marry

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#2877

lmao

#2878

being the royal head of a sovereign country also works

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#2879

if your engagemenet gets broken off 3 times for whatever reason you get a random pity wife instantly and the wedding is tommorow

#2880

this also lets you have definitely not homoerotic relationships with some guy and still be married

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#2881

im sobbing

#2882

Thereā€™s a reason I specified biological lol.

But yeah, he used to have me stay at his house for like a few days around like the holidays, and I distinctly remember having bacon and cinnamon rolls for breakfast and having a Wii in the room that I was in with Wii Sports Resort and Boom Blox on it.
Though, he stopped doing so around like 2019.
And heā€™s been paying below minimum child support this entire time!

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#2883

wii sports resortā€¦

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#2884

Also I think there was like Madden 15 for the Xbox One at some point but I donā€™t remember the specifics.

#2885

noam chompsky

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#2886

The ravenous glutton