14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#5924

watermelon rocks

#5925

Actually technically my friend did that. I called up 877-241-LUNA

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#5926

what’s wrong with watermelon!! :frowning_with_open_mouth:

#5927

Don’t remember what I asked for

#5928

*what’s wrong with hating watermelon

#5929

i think the majority of people who like watermelon grew up in a place where their tap water was moreso bog water

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#5930

Wait, who was it that loved honeydew then? May be misremembering.

#5931

i’m actually allergic to fruit feel bad now for making fun of me

#5932

like yeah of course you like watermelon its what stopped you from catching cholera

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#5933

dia has a challenge where they have to tell 20 lies

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#5934

:shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :star: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket:

your typing style hahahahahaha omg i’m laughing so hard

I don’t love honeydew, but I don’t hate it either if you want a top tier fruit PEACHES are divine if you can get good ones

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#5935

girl what are u talking about

#5936

THE. BROCCOLI MADE ME WAY HUNGRIER

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#5937

:shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :star: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket:

does that mean it tasted good?

#5938

(question directed to may)

#5939

before modern filtration and chlorine use your safest options were watermelon or alcohol

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#5940

No it just actibated hunger

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#5941

Do u think u could make an alcoholic watermelon

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#5942

Like you could soak it in vodka for one

#5943

fermentation dumbass