Could you genetically engineer a watermelon with a nontrivial abv
this would be true if i was a pirate on the ocean but i was born in 2000 several years after they figured out how to make water potable and probably many people who like watermelon did too
The texture has to stay
you ask too much of me
I agree, peaches are S tier on the tierlist.
google says yeah u can it’s called a drunken watermelon
eyy ur so based for that ty for supporting my good uwu opinions 
that’s actually a thing??
Hell yeah. We make alcoholic boba and vodka gummies
you could probably fuckin put some shit in during the growth period. im not sure how youd balance fostering an enviroment where you could produce alcohol while maintaining the texture though
god my emoji keyboard is going to be dead after this MAYYYYYYYYYYY
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they want me to put in my birthday to look at drunken watermelon
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I haven’t had 
watermelon in a while though tbh
They dont let 2 year okds on sites like that
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this seems to be the technique of choice for a Drunken Watermelon it seemes
jaaaaason is half of your restruction that you have to lurk
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Am i Two now. Is that what we’re saying.
is there a game happening here or is carbon just posting normally
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Carbon is completely normal. In all respects
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yeah carbon is just like that
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