14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

mm.
i thought you were saying it was a particularly obvious lie in retrospect which would’ve been confusing

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I have been granted too much power.

i think teachers should not cover all the material in class more often because then you actually have to think about it (semi-serious take)

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Go, my creature.

My grandma is soooo frustrating to me holy shit man

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Nyope whata this? :heart:

After several months, I’m going for a job interview. Wish me luck.

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She doesnt mean bad but she fills me soooo much anxiety it got me on the verge of tears now. She speaks so loudly, almost yelling, and speaks very passionately, she keeps staring me in the eyes, she keeps asking me to brag about something, to share some news about me, i keep saying i dont have anything to say, then she asks again every time. She never calls ahead if shes visiting or if she wants to gather, she just visits whenever she wants, at whatever time she wants. She can sometime use a slightly manipulative tone when she wants something, i wish she just asked sincerely, like “could you do X for me”. Rather she says “you WILL help me right? I know you won’t refuse me”. My other grandma says “you WILL help” me, does not ask, just assumes that younger family member is obligated to agree and she sees the situation as her giving a ‘command’. Last time the first grandma visited i was stunned by her passionately hating on another grandma from her village for using makeup. She says (straight up yells) about how this 90 year old grandma is spoiled for using makeup and makes a disgusted / shocked expression with her face. She is too much for me :sob:

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I dont hate my family members but i really dont want to talk with any of them except my mom and my dad (from time to time, for my dad). I feel so miserable every time

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what. you love talking to me!!

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ugh
you never know how many arrows you can shoot into the human body until it goes down until you try

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good luck

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I read a novel for high school, now a long time ago, applying make-up was sort of stigmatized as it was more seen as a sort of fad.

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funny color

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but yeah uh I want this sort of effect to be able to be applied to text thanks
PFP variant with the funny effect that took like probably about an hour to make because I had to do it frame-by-frame because it's an image and shit

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I lowk thought cookie thread died or sum shit

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A healthy amount of cookie inflation is good for the economy.

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It’s like a rpg-like deck card game. Basically all players start at lvl 1 and the first player to get to lvl 10 wins. Players level up primarily by killing monsters.

Each player starts their turn by drawing a card from the deck; if it is a monster they have to fight it. Other players can choose to help the player defeat the monster, or they can buff the monster.

If a player’s level + item modifiers is greater than the monster, then the player wins, and they get loot. If the player can’t defeat the monster, then they suffer the monster’s negative consequences.

That covers the basics i think? There are some other mechanics but i think it kinda fits what you’re looking for in “dnd but combat and no story/roleplay”

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Tyy :blush:

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they can nevre kill me