14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#7166

(I don’t think ive ever seen an enemy statblock that immediately prones you on a regular hit so im curious)

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#7167

mrowww

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#7168

They were enemies in one of the last dungeons of Agents of Edgewatch, but I can’t remember the name. I think they still had to roll to knock prone, but it was like athletics against my character that dumped strength and taking the stride action immediately triggered an attack from each enemy on either side and I was flanked, so it was just a mauling. Even if I managed to avoid the attacks there was nowhere good to even go. I think I could technically get out of their reach if I went horizontally south, but odds are I’d be in the exact same situation or worse the next turn as more of the enemies filtered in. A true predicament.

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#7169

ah
agents of edgewatch moment

#7170

oh agents of edgewatch

that. That AP

#7171

it being an old paizo map suddenly makes more sense

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#7172

AoE is regarded as in general being bullshit tough so i hope ya survived that

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#7173

my punishment was to pretend like i went on a trip to costa rica with deails and scuh

most things were sourced from real experiences (namely going to mexico but also other things)

I also lied about going to mathnasium as a child for the love of the game (but that was based in truth)

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#7174

i also lied about the dwelling on my past in general not really something i was doing but how else would i lie about going to costa rica

non-zero chance i lied about other things but i don’t remember

this one was good it’s true if you replace costa rica with portland oregon and have the context that ‘the time’ was the day i had posted it.

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#7175

We were victorious

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#7176

I don’t get how those are supposed to be “crimes” but sure

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#7177

'm eating popcorn like a horse

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#7178

Should’ve known :(

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#7179

???
What

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#7180

ok wait now i feel betrayed i thought that was a genuine convo heyyyy

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#7181

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#7182

it was mostly genuine!

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#7183

but also yea sorry

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#7184

i’m a creep.
i’m a weirdo.
i’m a measure of change in strain when a polymer sample is subjected to constant stress.

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#7185

Idk i was assuming everything to be true? But in retrospect that seems like an unreasonable ask haha

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