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what does everybody think of my new religion:
there are two gods, theyâre pretty similar but have their strengths/weaknesses. They mostly deal in either re-arranging the environment or influencing peopleâs thoughts, to whatever extent they can get away with. Each god listens primarily to half of the worldâs prayers, but the organizing was decided by the third letter of their middle name (created the best split donât worry about it), except itâs in a language we donât know. You of course canât pray towards them both for the same thing or itâll cancel out. Though If somebody is in peril then really either one, whichever is least busy, will help out, but nobody really figured this one out.
what if someone doesnât have a middle name
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You just found out to which side the God doesnât listen to.
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so what happens to someone without a middle name
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then their middle name is their first name
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what if they donât have a first name
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âŚwhat if their first name isnât three+ letters long
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Just repeat it until it becomes three letters long
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you know i think your religion is deeply flawed
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like on a structural level
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so this is sol and luna
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and i already believe this
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So sorry
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What if you change your name
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Then you might be reassigned
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They keep track of the name you use
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