14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

But my brain noticed it and now I’m thinking about it

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idk i got engaged

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see: #flirting

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dont remind me

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Good for you, I’m glad that you’re living your best life

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i think i am? i think

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Lmao

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Self-evaluated flirting skill is inadmissible in court

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Eepy

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I bought a sandwich thinking it would be normalbutno, theres mustard

mustard is normal

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I’m adding the Mannpower power-ups as Boss Blinds and just decided to make Plague’s one just permenantly adding “-$1 when scored” to each played card like a Hiker but for the IRS.
I’m also adding consumables for each that I intend to have granted by opening a pack when a Mannpower Blind is defeated.
[Currently, King (consumable) converts 1 card into a Steel King, Reflect (consumable) gives a card 0.9x Blind Size, Supernova (blind) is supposed to remove enhancements from played cards akin to Vampire (Joker) but it DOESN’T FUCKING WORK FOR SOME REASON WHY.]

This is what happens when you give me creative freedom, I make bullshit that doesn’t even work for some reason help

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nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

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First-generation “we came to this country with $96 and endured years of exploitation for our green card” immigrant parents vs. second-generation “I need nine hours of sleep a day or I cannot function uwu” ABCD.

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You have grown too used to the easy comforts and menial joy of your world. I can help you.

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it’s not a condiment i come into contact with often especially in a ham and cheese sandwich in part because i do not think it tastes very good. and at first i did not taste the mustard.

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wait until you hear about salsa

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Good morning!!!

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Some photos look a little intimidating when the background is the dark abyss of space without stars.

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