14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

My DMs with tutuu

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Please, Silviu. You could do so much better.

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I get to threaten them all the time and he just winces and say “bwaaaah”, how is that not the better

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I’m going to a sorta wedding (the people are getting a no-frills ceremony done, and then hosting people for four days at a castle) and I’m equally stressed about it and not stressing enough about it.

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no-frills ceremony
four days in a castle

What

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yes its a fancy place to stay that is because its taking the place of the standard wedding’s fancy place to get married

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i feel as if a bit of your befuddlement may come from a thoroughly americanised view; this is in ireland, where castles are more common

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I mean i figured that much i just dint understand how any ceremony where people are spending 4 days in a castle is no-frills

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the wedding and the other ceremony are two different things

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m apparently not even going to the wedding cause it’s a weird “whenever the priest is intown for a day, with no warning like my cousin and her fiancĂ© are minutemen”, especially since the ticket was only scheduled for this specific event cause i took the ticket off someone else who dropped

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and the only reason they’re even getting married before the event in the first place (according to my grandfather, whom is an unreliable narrator) is because he told them he couldn’t be bothered to go if they weren’t married

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What if I told you that you get paralysed during sleep? Sounds unbelievable.

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i mean i hope my paralysis darts worked yeah

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It’s called REM atonia.

i like to think it helps a little.

Your muscles become useless during sleep? That’s not a glitch, it’s a feature.


Guys I’m getting cooked for being straight /lh

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ash liked my reply to this post so I’ve just been completely tricked all over again 3 years later

fuck my life :pensive:

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fol flirting tierlist GO

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Im not sure where id fall

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