14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

[benguinedparbecue]

i think i need to figure out how to be a functional adult first before i can even begin to introduce other people into the equation

[Litten]

He’s the homophobic transphobic one, which, might be projection

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

i would literally never have kids

[iamagummybear]

litten the way to get bitches is to flex that you’re good at mafia

[Marshal]

its crazy to me that people are just fucking like 21 and decide… you know what… let’s just fucking have 3 kids. Like what are you doing bro.

[benguinedparbecue]

i mean i also have neuroses that i’m sure i’ll pass down to my kids in the worst way and that no amount of time will heal

[Litten]

But yes that was completely creepy and unsettled me. I didn’t know it was possible for men to be harrased in such a way but apparently it is!

[May]

It’s the norm among most areas I’m in to say you’d literally never have kids and I’ve never really understood it. Like I understand -NDIVIDUAL people not wanting to have kids obviously but - d-n’t understand why this is so popular an opinion as t- be ocnsensus

[benguinedparbecue]

was this your strategy

[Marshal]

probably because the norm among areas you’re in have typically had pretty bad parents

[Ash]

I think it’s the “kids are kinda annoying” gag being taken to hyperbole and that hyperbole being repeated ironically enough to become unironic.

[iamagummybear]

nah it is

there have been a couple of incidents (before we started dating) where my bf was harassed in such a manner and his friends were all like “dude wtf that’s not possible; she’s hot you should get with her” which is super bad of them and not okay ;(

[May]

I was like ehhh IDK for a while and then I went to my grandmother’s funeral and my aunt’s funeral and looked thr-ugh old photo albums and was like okay I do actually want this basically yeah

[Litten]

He also said he’s a real man not like those [slur] so maybe he’s just projecting a lot

[soweli]

I think id be a bad parent but maybe a good parental figure

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

oh yea that’s

[Marshal]

FoL: Forum of Lesbianauntsthatarethecoolestonesatfamilyreunions

[Litten]

I’m not even that attractive I think they are both just desperate

[iamagummybear]

[May]

Yeah I mean that’s my existing theory I just also don’t quite, like, okay I get the mechanisms that cause people to react in that way but - wouldn’t. I intellectually understnad but don’t really Get It