Unfortunately, if you wish to date litten, you have to get over the harshness of reality - I’m litten and I’m likely to be thinking more about what milkshake I should get after work rather than how attractive you are
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Like everybody has to have parents.
The milkshake will date you?
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you were born and raised in new england and then moved to a college town where you associate with people experiencing meaningful freedom for the first time in their lives and who don’t want to imagine that being weighed down by children
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man i was going to say “my bf is that attractive” and then realized it’s probably a bad thing to be like “yeah he’s so attractive he gets harassed by people woohoo”
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I’ve eaten a lot of milkshakes
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so i sneakily said it so that my point would get across without it being weird thanks guys
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Gummy moment.
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA same but with [choice of math / mafia / programming project / whatever else I’m currently doing a lot of]
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when you ask someone whether they want to have kids and the freedom motif starts playing
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I’m not even talking IRL, it doesn’t usually come up IRL, I have friends who are like “yeah lol no” but it’s not a pervasive norm to go “yuck kids” every t-me kids come up. I’m talking about online
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I was about to dunk on benguined but Chloe is around and she’s sort of a moderator so I’ll refrain from my comment
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my life is mafia/math/mystery/trying to do cryptography rn but hell i would take any excuse to stop thinking about that
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may do you have like a post restriction or something
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no no dunk on me
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I shallnt say what was on my mind
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I’ve previously had the same feeling ab-ut how I’m literally undateable but -t seems to be working ok
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benguined humilation kink confirmed /s
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I have a keyboard that’s not really working
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May erasure…
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