14641st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#13127

Nerd

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#13128

Imagine going to college

Couldn’t be me

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#13129

brother doesn’t know that our brain automatically color corrects

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#13130

ok well Forum of Children of Divorced Parents, you’re officially back to having me on weekends only. in an oh so classic line, i’ll see you friday afternoon

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#13131

this is so sad

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#13132

my parents aren’t divorced

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#13133

I close my left eye, it truly looks like white

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#13134

It’s like they’re in some king of…can of coke

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#13135

So I got a root canal on Friday and the insurance hasn’t greenlit the crown yet, so I’m just stuck with a gigantic hole in that tooth and it is in constant agony.
Also I straight up can’t eat on that half of my mouth too so that’s fun.

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#13136

Tldr: OW FUCK MY TOOTH IS IN CONSTANT PAIN HELP

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#13137

Nooo my mom had to go through that

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#13138

I think you need anti-inflammation medicine to make it better? Non medical expert advice here

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#13139

I want a loser girlfriend who doesnt touch grass :pensive:

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#13140

unfortunately for you i’m a winner boyfriend who touches lots of (gr)ass

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#13141

Its not difficult to not touch grass because there is pavement everywhere. There is grass only in the park and even then youre supposed to walk on the paved walkways. You dont really touch grass in the city

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#13142

I have a several year old blade of grass taped to a wall in my room

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#13143

Why do you have a several year old blade of grass taped to a wall in your room?

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#13144

because I thought it would be funny to use when someone requests I touch grass.

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#13145

:wowee:

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#13146

Do you water this blade of grass or is it just completely dried out?

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