17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

R.V.

Got got by the fake Deltarune newsletter.
This is how you find which of your friends secretly hate you…

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i saw ppl talking abt marriage and marriage early

my bf broke up w his ex gf and she messaged him once a year for the next 3 years asking if he wanted to get back together

she got married within like 6 months of the last message lol

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toby’s gonna reveal it was actually real when chapter 5 comes out tomorrow

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I like my past self. He reminds me of my present self.

*looks at the current queue*
…it’s been quite some time, hasn’t it?

It's been such a long time, yet it feels as if the backlog never decreases.

Birds and Cats failed to fill up “recently”. The roles inside are mediocre, but the concept isn’t half-bad. If anything, I’m still upset that Names Redacted failed to gain traction. Was it really RL circumstances that failed that game, or was it simply unattractive. Are my games getting stale? Perhaps I have been too open. Should I reformat all my setups to be more ambiguous? Perhaps the mechanics were unattractive. Should I be less open about them? It seems that nowadays I always hide the stuff I find to be nasty under pretext of ‘Experimental’. Will all my games become Experimental? Probably, seeing as ‘Semi-Bastard’ is no longer a thing.

*looks at my ISO in the Queue Thread*
P#682. I am half-way there when it comes to the slider.

  • A.S.T.T. - Alt. : Q.
  • :bird: & :cat:
  • Sovereign
  • Paranormal
  • WC3…4
  • D.i.t. Mixtape
  • Dα-CD
  • Mal. Ben.
  • A.S.T.T. - Alt. : S.
  • Chute
  • Ext. Cord
  • Maj. Rules
  • Trial Sim.
  • T.G.A.
  • D120 G.I.
  • UFO Sightings Overhaul
  • F.E. - Zebul
  • Encroaching Darkness

It appears that I also have Kakegurui Overhaul that I never officially submitted in the thread. (Though it’s on the queue. I gotta fix that sooner or later.)

…nineteen games. Twenty if I were to add Names Redacted. I still have around twenty games in the backlog from about two years ago. So many games have been played, yet it also feels as if no games were played at all.

*checks FM Portfolio*
I’ve hosted about… nine games tops ever since I made the Twenty Shots at Wazza? Excluding the ones that got cancelled, of course. Nine games… It’s probably closer to six games tops in the past two years. As time passes by, my tastes keep changing as well. My standards keep rising. [Standard] roles no longer satisfy me, so I had to drop out two setups. (IDK where I’m going with this paragraph anymore. I lost my train of thought.)

. . .
These twenty-ish setups. They’re probably enough to keep the Special Queue fed until 2030. However, by then they would no longer be ‘up-to-date’ either. Even now, I am hosting games I designed two years ago. What about next year? Three years ago. And the year after that? Four years ago. I am forgetful, so I wouldn’t even recognize my own work. If… no. Rather: When I make new setups, they seem to have the tendency to have priority over the setups I made in 2024. Encroaching Darkness, Kakegurui Overhaul, April Showers Forlorn. It is good to see that I am still making setups, but… when will I ever finish my backlog? Are they doomed to forever rot? If so, I might as well remove them from the queue as to not fill up space…

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interesting (as in relevant, not cereal) food i have eaten today

eggs benedict w/ spinach and hash browns:

spinach is mediocre and eggs don’t really carry a meal. best part was the potatoes.

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hurt my stomach

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my bones are weak nowadays

i need to fix them. i need to be better. i need to use glue.

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ur body has a built in glue u get by drinking milk

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you’re the type of person that doesn’t believe in vitamins because “food and going outside is all you need”

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food and going outside and taking a multivitamin is all you need

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i always forget to take my multivitamin lmaoo

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i think you missed the glue you need to put in your bones

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if you put the glue in your bones can you walk up and down walls?

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“if you put glue on one side of a paper and rub the other side against a wall would it stick to it?”

it depends if you have that much glue or momentum, i think

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this could be due to a number of causes, one of which is vitamin d deficiency

u also need calcium and magnesium (in general)

glue

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This bad boy runs on dark fountains and eggs.