17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

i wouldn’t be a sandwich
i like sandwiches though

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below average

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Pat pat

How about now

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ruin your mental molly image at your own risk

wasn’t kidding. genuine santa’s helper shit

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worse

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I think it looks fine as pijamas

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i always get sad when i quit fol but if i do law school in fall of 27 i am probably gonna fully abandon fol for atleast that semester

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I’m sure law school is really difficult, all good luck to you, marshie

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that stinks i hope your day becomes average soon

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glad to see you have high hopes

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is that why you’re gone so long you get conscripted into santa’s workshop

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I wish to bother you but I don’t know how to bother you in a way that you’d find recreational

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i am nothing if not a realist

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i read this as racist

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“hey atlas, i have a free six million euros. i want to give them to you.”

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LOL

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thats shrimply unbelievable

those who remember remember

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Hey Atlas, I won 4 bags of chips and I want to share them with you if I could

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whaaaaaat no i don’t have any skills that would be useful in a place like that. hand-crafting small objects that kids like to look at and play with…

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i mean i am an adult catholic convert you reach into that demo randomly you’ll probably pick one out

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