17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

i love my church it’s all sweet old ladies and wine moms and their husbands

[Marshal]

adult catholic converts are often really frightening people this is true, in a way cradle catholics could never be

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

cradle catholics : uhmmm jesus says be nice

adult converts: the letters of st mcmonkwhodtsyedinamonstsrerysvripptoruum all his life clearly state women can’t drive

[Silviu200530]

LOL

[Marshal]

catholic teachings without the ingrained relative chillness leads to intense outcomes if you’re not already a relatively chill person

[Atlas]

i genuinely think silviu is a cannibal and it kinda upsets me that 'm the first person to bring it up

[Silviu200530]

I don’t eat bunnies

[Silviu200530]

And the answer to the question can I ball? Yes I can ball. So it’s more accurate to say canheball

[Atlas]

look kid you don’t get extra credit for what you don’t eat

[Silviu200530]

Aren’t you the cannibal if you’re seeping your teeth into people to eat blood

[Atlas]

pssht no

1. i would never ever do that, if there’s anyone who’s watching who cares
2. cannibalism is purely solids i think

[Silviu200530]

Then what’s the name of cannibalism in pure liquids

[Atlas]

i’m not gonna answer that and nobody else should

[YoubutWorse]

ILL SHOWBYOU MY SNINS SOBYOU CAN SNARPEN MY SNIFE

[lilith]

for some reason i thought this was ruler of everything tally hall

[Silviu200530]

Grrrr do we not have print paper in this household

[Chomps]

i ated it all

[YoubutWorse]

im the dog that ate the homework

[Ash]

GLITCH pop-up was neat.

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

no offense ash but that ragatha plushie looks incredibly puntable