17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#14791

you can dedicate like two weeks of your life to remove the 0.1% chance your house caves in in like 200 years or something

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#14792

I’m glad we’ve both improved our lives through productive debate

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#14793

this has changed my view of you significantly for the next 2 hours and thirty minutes

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#14794

That’s all you have left bc I will be taping you to the wall of a secure lockbox, where you can obviously break out because a really big earthquake is gonna come

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#14795

the earthquake will bring a tsunami which will drown you but i shall be safe inside the lockbox. also i’ll have pulled the trigger about two minutes in

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#14796

I really would rather be outside a lockbox in the event of a tsunami

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#14797

HAHAHAA CHECKMATE

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#14798

I’m going to eat leftover steak for breakfast

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#14799

i have lost so many chapsticks already

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#14800

I’m not sure how to heat it

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#14801

i have some leftover explosives

(pan is prolly best)

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#14802

Traditionally breakfast steak is a cold meal but the fat on this one is bad texture cold

#14803

I just microwaved it and it was good

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#14804

so im here volunteering at the local solar car race

and i stg this has got to be the most eclectic music mix ive ever heard

we’re going from like Safe And Sound to Bronski Beat to Sugar Rush to Weird Al to Eastbound and Down to Macklemore to American Boy and I have literally no idea what’s going to be next lmao

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#14805

Pardon?

#14806

now its Wang Chung

#14807

repeat after me: May caused 9/11.

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#14808
  1. i can’t slow dance. bowever i can dance at a medium and high pace, which drains my energy in about twenty minutes (slow) 15 (medium) 8 (fast) and has a 1:2 time spent using energy/recharging it rate
  2. several people tried to dance with me. 2.75 succeeded (four people, 1, .8, .6, .35). i can’t dance with a partner who i dunno because we have zero tune and i feel super embarrassed and afraid the whole time
  3. i can spin. this is about the height of my abilities.
  4. it’s probably good to do things just to get the experience. although getting myself to dance for that reason was a struggle.
  5. dancing itself was okay. maybe i’ll (prolly will have to in the future) do it again. it’s nice that you can pick your pace when youre tired or whatnot
  6. my shinsssssss and everything else below and including my hips hurt
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#14809

medium speed has the best fun/style/whatever to energy spent

#14810

assuming the dance lasted for 2 hours, and taking other information given by atlas as canon, how do we optimize the amount of fun atlas has at the dance?

Rubric:
2 points - correct answer
2 points - not offending atlas
1 point - style

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