17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#15291

i have one haiku
its all i have left for you
and some chocolates too

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#15292

wait no im sorry
i ate every single piece
i hope youre not mad

woah for some reason
my stomach feels super sick
must have been the wind

hey i just found out
dogs cant process chocolate treats
it was still worth it

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#15293

when i read haikus
i hear it in jacksfilms’ voice
with the piano

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#15294

yeah i do so too
Helps me get the syllables
Its so iconic

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#15295

ybw died to poison

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#15296

Yea

#15297

not from the chocolate i just predicted she’d pull that and planned accordingly

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#15298

What does yeah mean here

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#15299

ybw
can be its own haiku line
but “youbie” still clears

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#15300

basically “mood”

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#15301

hello, haiku dog
i, too, come with poetry
cats better than dogs

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#15302

Ig idg how thats mood
But w/e

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#15303

the mood of Doing Nothing

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#15304

Ill fucking kill you
ARF ARF GRR RUFF WOOF ARF GRR
take your last breath kat

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#15305

or use youbutworse
my full name works fairly well
but yeah youbie clears

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#15306

katze katze kat
katze katze katze kat
katze chloe kat

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#15307

i take a breath, calm
and yet you retort angrily
proving my claim correct

all fortress of lies mods
know how to do is eat chip
lie and bisexual

meow meow nya
meow nya meow meow
purr meow colon three

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#15308

your calm breath is filled
with lies disgust and pure hate
youre an aggressor

i miss my takis
ill kiss men and women too
chemtrails are so real

woof woof arf woof grr
bark bark bark grr woof woof woof
something dog gif arf

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#15309

my breath is filled with
kibble, meow mix, and tuna
no hatred in sight

ok im too lazy to continue when is haiku mafia

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#15310

wait hold on a sec
Id play tf out of that game
Someone host it pls

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