17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

B the change u want
2 see in da world youbie
B2B sales job

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But i wanna play
On the farm with all the dogs
Writing fun poems

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ayn is one syllable HAIKU FAIL

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five separate HAIKU FAILS here

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8 syllables HAIKU FAIL

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you don’t pronounce tf as one syllable?

my head voice just reads it as “the fuck” not the meaningless sound “tiff”

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oh i read it as the letters t,f which is two syllables you just seem like the type of person who’d read it as one

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Nine syllables, fail.

Eight syllables, haiku fail.

Seven syllables.

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is it not eye-n rand?

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n is not a syllable…

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It is one syllable yes

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am i crazy???

unrelatedly yes

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Decided im bigger than that look how cozy this cat is

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wow thats one uncomfy cat being held hostage by ybw

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shes so cozy
her name is kat
@katze

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Totally random question: Can you step on your own shadow? (why? or why not?)

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sure

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