17776th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#15811

yea

#15812

Caw

#15813

Other than one Mormon girl I dated for like two weeks until we broke up because she was Mormon and I didn’t want to go to Mormon prom, I didn’t know any Mormons well enough to know their current marriage status

Presumably because everyone could tell I was gay with it

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#15814

LMAO

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#15815

real af

#15816

I once knew a black bisexual mormon guy

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#15817

He was also a weeb who started learning Japanese and one of the few people I knew irl who also read homestuck

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#15818

there are a weirdly high amount of Liberal:tm: mormons who do not think this is contradictory or anything, yeah

#15819

In my defense: she was really hot

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#15820
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#15821

no yea but with the mormons specifically its weirdly high amount

#15822

weirdly?

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#15823

woof woof woof

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#15824

like. unexpected, i guess?
you expect a certain amount of Weirdos who are Like That
but not as many as the mormons hgave

#15825

sobbing

#15826

Real

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#15827

Mormonism is a weird religion as is, so it makes sense that it would have a weirder amount of cognitively dissonant liberals

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#15828

was this positive or negative barking

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#15829

and it does have its fair share of people who buy into conservative evangelical bullshit, of course it does
its just. weird

#15830

you’d expect that the Institution Known For Opposing Liberal & Progressive Ideas would have less liberals who are members!

then again, it is like, functionally an active cult, so people are more inclined to say “I will change Around this thing that i have been culted into” and less inclined to say “Fuck this whole thing”

and no one in there really gets That far with their ideas anyways