> be me
> oh hey it’s been a few years since I checked in on [REDACTED ONLINE ARTIST]'s art
> I know they used to have some pieces I quite liked and I wonder if they’ve done anything cool in the past few years
> looks them up and opens their page
> oh they still only do porn now
> bookmarks page
i love you chompsgpt please come back
go for it tutuu
make the list
i definitely have the #1 most controversial thing youve ever said. well. maybe in the last 5 years
don’t do tutuu’s work for him (but do feel free to remind me in DMs lol)
My tongue hurts 
there there don’t cry
Awwww that was very sweet. Thanks for being sweet to me 
do you mean that time I said willow’s pfp looked vaguely ishvalan?
bro if that’s in my top 10 most controversial statements I am so fucking in the clear lmao
I mean its not thaaat bad but it could have been a tinge less bad, maybe, i dunno 
(not that im one to speak )
Did you talk too much?
Spicy
But i also talk (post) too much i should shut up
My friend told me I wouldn’t make any progress on my compvar problem by sitting there staring at the notes and textbook at 1AM and I should ask someone for help (despite this being against the take-home test rules and embarrassing for me). He was right: I instead made progress lying in bed trying to sleep at 3AM
You don’t need to.
We like to listen to you.
(and poke fun at you, when it is funny)
Awh i appreciate you
Also is it a californian reaper already? Or you are hurt from a less spicy food?
Unnamed chilli pepper thats times less spicy than a jalapeno
weak. (just joking)
It doesn’t sound as though you have a normal sleep schedule.