20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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I guess it’s tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tuu

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E27. A Sturdy Lock. Old man struggles against entity at night after wife’s death. Entity is only present when alone. Darkness forms face. Old man refuses to go ā€œhomeā€ (for senile people) and opts to adopt a dog instead. Dies two months after giving statement.

wait what’s the spectator policy

didn’t they make specs wear wristbands in MSNCT or am I absolutely trolling myself

actually now that I think about it wouldn’t it just be more efficient if you went to each other’s unis directly? the distance is much shorter

I mean, the only barrier for May is that he’s gotta fly there, so they’d have to pay for his airfare.
Other than that, I can’t see why they’d stop him.

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May about to enter with how he’s actually on the TSA no-fly list after the incident.

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They can’t pay for his airfare unless he staffs it

Start the training on the clock~

Aren’t your unis not that far apart or am I like. Braindead.

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[this situation has been i think resolved and also i’m not going to talk about it]

the articles you put in here were a highly interesting read and very cool! i opened a news article 30 minutes after skimming them and sure enough it was about a figleaf in a song. never saw the word so many times within a span of 30 minutes in separate locations; super cool stuff

(well er. figleaf isn’t cool. but the thinking done about seeing, noticing, and confronting issues)

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We’re both in New York, but it’d take me a while to get to May’s college.

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im gay

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Hi gay, I’m Ash.

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that’s a solid 6 miles or so

but I’m not sure how close you’re allowed to be either :man_shrugging:

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hopefully cold take but I’m unconvinced that violence is the correct response to this

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What is your correct response

certainly not to attack him lol

honestly just going on with your day is probably ~correct

report it to the authorities, sure, but assault is definitely not better than just keeping your head down and moving on even if they are clearly being assholes

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pull the emergency break as they stand up so they fall over

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There is nothing to report with no evidence and no bodily injury

Its not america where you can sue people for laying a finger on you or something the cops care about

Being in the mercy of the assailant is not something im interested in. Im not happy being in his mercy. If i cant defend myself i am relying on him stopping. Have you ever been mugged or been assaulted? Do you just chill there and hope they stop while they do whatever they want to you?

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damn