20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

yeah this is why I’m in an a maga facebook group, need to cover all my bases

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lmao

ok taking the frq now wish me luck :3

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leq ftr

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why are you in high school that seems wrong

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Yeah, because that totally worked last time someone asked this mf pengiun barbecue for explicitly transgender first world problem advice. May has left some scathing reviews

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:sob:

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don’t worry my track record on guessing people’s ages is worse than rand

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i paint my nails explicitly to stop myself biting them

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or at least that’s the copium straight me was using

but it still works for that purpose when nothing else did - that liquid which tastes really bad didnt work because i just got used to the taste

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i feel like the fact theyre bitten so far down makes me think “oh, if i paint these theyll just look bad so why even bother”

and like the only thing that makes me want to stop biting them is so i can paint them, but i can live without that

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LMAO

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bisexual disaster arctic

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my nails are always short whenever i paint them and i don’t think it looks bad, then when the paint is gone i try to trim them immediately before i can bite them again lmao, so they just stay short

but idk it might be cuz im a guy and i think it’d be silly if my nails were longer

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even painted the bi flag colors one time…

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oh also yeah there isn’t like a super compelling reason to not nailbite it but if i could choose not to have the compulsion i definitely would, just cuz i don’t like doing it in front of people

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my dad hates the noise i make when i tear my nails

except there is no noise. What are you talking about bestie

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i have literally never had the urge to bite or tear my nails I dont think i get this one

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everyone needs an evil advisor

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I forgot about momocon

disregard what I said, carry on

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