20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#8123

Pitbull goes outside. Beatles goes inside

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#8124

Every other game I ever played when I was younger was a Story Game with every bit of it handmade or a card game-esque game which attempts a very specific narrow thing. Like it was either Zelda or mahjong. Nothing except Minecraft tried to Randomly Generate A World with that kind of infinite play

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#8125

Do feel free to threaten to pepper spray in an enclosed area like a train.
Great tool for ending a fight.

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#8126

Also, be sure to test it on yourself or a volunteer to make sure it still works every morning!

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#8127

One doesn’t know whether Two is real of a mere figment of its imagination. Two is really fatally wounded, but is fine imaginarily. Two guides One, who is unable to discern reality from imagination. As long as One is uncertain of Two’s state, Two is not fatally wounded.

Ten was dazed. Ten gazed at the eye of Zero. Ten [REDACTED] Zero. Ten [REDACTED] Zero. One and Two entered [...] and met Ten and Zero. Two, who has foresight, learned the nature of [...] the moment they turned the knob of the door and opened it. Two grabbed One and ran away from [...]. Ten wished to chase after One and Two, but was stopped by Zero. Ten looked at Zero, smiled, and [REDACTED].

One witnessed Ten and Zero. Its eyes made contact with that of Ten’s. One felt what Ten felt; it began to turn into Ten. Two noticed, but could not find any means to snap One out of its delusion. In its desperation, Two [REDACTED] One, overriding its thoughts. However, because of that, One realized Two. And thus Two’s fatal wound reappeared.

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#8128

HBO adaptation of the “seven ate nine” joke.

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#8129

my favorite TV episode ever is Gravity Falls s2e11, Not What He Seems. maybe i was just, like, a child, but it was earth shattering

although i dont really typically like individual episodes. I think I appreciate “reap” episodes more than “sow” episodes. hence my fav severance eps being s1e7 and s1e8. s2e7 is nuts tho i gotta agree its up there

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#8130

I did not see Gravity Falls until after that twist was spoiled for me, but that episode was still amazing.
That and “True Colors” nearly made the list, but I don’t think I’d ever be able to put them over “Proxy Authentication Required”, even on a good day.

#8131

S2E7 is just an episode that felt calculated to shoot me in the core, by virtue of:

  • Dual narrative
  • Love story
  • Jessica Lee Gagne should win an Emmy
  • Devastating emotional gut punches back-to-back-to-back
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#8132

yeah no it was great. I immediately HAD to watch it again which is not usually true of tv episodes. huge payoff of many of the shows biggest mysteries

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#8133

unless bro has a knife

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#8134

I will point out that Tutuu has the spray to not feel helpless in situations where he is physically threatened.

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#8135

my point is that escalation can end poorly if you’re unlucky

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#8136

I’ll rather have pepper spray than a knife

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#8137

i’ll also rather the other guy has pepper spray than a knife

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#8138

Willow what would you prefer

#8139

To not be assaulted

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#8140

Recently discovered you can close your eyes while driving and got distracted until I realized that it’s dumb

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#8141

at what point is it for the greater good to take your license away

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#8142

I would be very sad kitteb and die starving in a ditch

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