20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

I got one that shoots a line of water not a cloud

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I guess its called pepper gel not pepper spray

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I will slightly test it on myself to make sure it works

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when did this site become fortress of inadvisable decisions

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“you shouldnt defend yourself you should let ppl do whatever they want to you and others around you its the optimal choice” - orange said with a smug grin on his face. the things you say can be irritating at times. may i request that you stop giving me unsolicited advice? id like to think im patient but you aggravated me earlier and this isnt helping

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Bark bark (I’m barking)

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I’m donating plasma again tomorrow for 100 bucks

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this sounds more like youre selling plasma

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i finished reading slaughterhouse five around 12 hours ago
it was okay, but the book felt purposefully odd and didn’t get the message across as well as i felt it should’ve

the story about the main character was pretty decent but i didn’t feel any more profoundly about what it tries to say besides it

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also the children’s crusade would’ve been a better name

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the first thought of a qber

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the cover of my book and every single page calls it “slaughterhouse-five”
i’m not taking “but also!” as an excuse

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for your sake i shall now exclusively refer to slaughterhouse five or the childrens crusade a dutydance with death by its full title

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Selling plasma or body parts is illegal in America. Donating, and getting compensated for your time, is perfectly legal however.

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Holy shit I just saw lightning strike down in front of me

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Isn’t there a tornado watch in Georgia at the moment?

Plot armor

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